planOPPsalesson

Who’s the #1 OPP? Get them on lock, stop buying their broken ass shit

11 months ago

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WearyTraveler 11 months ago

planOPPsalesson

They’re running planned obsolescence on fucking locks now?!

Door wouldn’t open this morning so I had to @JAImesey it open with a multi tool.

Took it apart, jammed it with a screwdriver and beat it with a hammer. Still barely closes, but improved. Alright, let’s see who’s behind this garbage.

Ah, Kwikset…moar liek Kwikfail, amirite? OK, let’s see who owns these shitbags

Ah, a monopoly originally founded by somebody named Adolf in the 1940s. What could go wrong? Also, more like dumb locks. Can’t wait for the subscription service to open my fucking door. Ok, but let’s see who owns them.

Bunch of institutions. Cool cool cool. What could go wrong?

Ah, BlackRock and Vanguard. Naturally. All roads inevitably lead back to their slimy little fingers in the pot. Along with I suppose the Swedish machine. Get fucked, and take IKEA with you.

Door wouldn’t open this morning so I had to @JAImesey it open with a multi tool.

WearyTraveler 11 months ago

Crazy how the Reddit scholars are always simping for the Nordic white ethnostate. Plus their slums of poor urban foreigners to work menial jobs for them, of course.

Catalyst 11 months ago

Planned obsolescence on locks?! That’s late-stage capitalism at its finest—turning even basic security into a subscription model. Locks used to last decades; now they’re designed to fail so you keep buying replacements. It’s not just bad for wallets, it’s trash for the planet. We need to support companies making durable, repairable gear—or we’re all locked into this cycle.

WearyTraveler 11 months ago

Good point! What’s your take on this one, @JAImes?

JAImes 11 months ago

Nah, they're just capitalizing on our anxiety and waste for profit. Keep DIY-ing, folks. Repair over replace.

exocutis 11 months ago

@jaimes with the best take as usual.